Wednesday, April 11, 2012

Let the Wild Rumpus Begin!


This Saturday, April 14, at 1:00 pm, I will be signing books (and possibly chatting, reading, or whatever seems appropriate) at Wild Rumpus in Minneapolis. The featured books will be The Obsidian Blade and What Boys Really Want. We will also have copies of Minnesota Book Award finalist The Big Crunch on hand. Please come if you can!


Wild Rumpus, for those of you who have not experienced this fabulous shop, is one of the two best children's bookstores in the known universe. (The other best kidlit bookstore in the universe is The Red Balloon Bookshop in St. Paul, where I'll be doing a signing on May 11th.)

Last year it was strawberry jam.
After the Wild Rumpus event, I'll be heading to St. Paul for the Minnesota Book Awards Gala, where I will attempt to win another statue. What flavor will the statue be this year? I do not know, but I covet it all the same. 

If I don't win, it'll still be a great evening.  The other finalists in the Young People's Literature category—The Books of Elsewhere: Spellbound by Jacqueline West, The Tanglewood Terror by Kurtis Scaletta, and With or Without You by Brian Farrey—all deserve to win, too.


The event is nearly sold out, but as of yesterday they had a few tickets left.






Sunday, April 8, 2012

Minicon and Fritatta

I had a great time at Minicon yesterday—got to hang out with a lot of people I hadn't seen in a long time, and gawp at a lot of geeky cool stuff.  I came THAT close to buying a Green Lantern cape. The guy selling them pointed out that the velcro neck fastener made it safe for kids. I said, "Kids?" Like I wouldn't totally wear it to Easter mass. If I ever went to such a thing.


Ooh! Ooh! I met George R. R. Martin!  In fact, there were about a dozen versions of him stalking the convention halls. Of course, they all claimed to be somebody else entirely, but I don't believe any of them. I wanted to photograph them all, but by the time I thought to do it, most of them had retired for the evening, presumably to work on Book Six of ASoI&F.

On the menu for Easter brunch: Ramp and potato fritatta, with a bacon and ramp garnish.




Tuesday, April 3, 2012

Magic Doors: Sci-fi or Fantasy?

Like most authors, I am pathologically fascinated by reviews of my books: moments of joy interspersed with episodes of tooth-gnashing fury and bewilderment. I've been enjoying the reviews of The Obsidian Blade (one week to pub date!) both because they have been generally positive, and because the reactions have been so wildly mixed. Two contradictory points of view that have come up repeatedly in some of the early blog reviews are (I am paraphrasing): "I don't usually like science fiction, but I loved this book," and "Suitable only for hard-core science fiction fans."
From Geeks are Sexy

Is The Obsidian Blade science fiction? That depends on how you define science fiction. It is a time-travel story, and the means of traveling through time are not explicitly defended or explained. Conservative sci-fi definers ask that their sci-fi have a basis in real science, and the "real science" of time-travel is both sketchy and enormously technical. The Obsidian Blade is more of a "portal fantasy"—a subset of the sci-fi/fantasy uber-genre. Portal fantasies, or magic door stories, can tilt toward fantasy (Neil Gaiman's Coraline), or in the sci-fi direction (H.G. Wells' The Time Machine), or be all over the map (Doctor Who).

The Obsidian Blade is more Wellsian than Gaimanian, but it does not have the hard core sci-fi chops of, say, Gregory Benford or Connie Willis or Robert Charles Wilson. While it uses both language and tropes familiar to sci-fi readers, it is not about the science, and therefore exists in the nebulous space between hardcore sci-fi and the more pliable worlds of fantasy. In fact, that is true of nearly all time-travel fiction.

The Obsidian Blade will be officially released next Tuesday (April 10), and then we will find out how the non-professional reading public receives it. I am anticipating the gamut.

Friday, March 30, 2012

The Hunger Games

Yesterday afternoon I went to see “The Hunger Games.” I had enjoyed the novels tremendously, and just about every review of the movie version has been positive, so I had high hopes.

The theater was populated by two dozen humans and three glowing smartphones. (Why do they hold the phones UP while using them? You’d think they would be discrete enough to put them in their laps. Snort, grumble, gnash. I am becoming Andy Rooney.) Shortly after the film started I moved to one of the front rows so that I wouldn’t be irritated by the texting activities. I got a sore neck, but was able to immerse myself in the Games without further distractions.

Rock-face Peeta
First, let me say that I did not get up and walk down the hall to watch “John Carter of Mars,” which was my fallback strategy if THG didn’t work out. “The Hunger Games” is eminently watchable. Jennifer Lawrence did a fabulous job—almost (but not quite) as good as she did in “Winter’s Bone.” The film’s pacing is breathtaking (like the book), and the movie is, technically, nearly flawless. As a movieization of a novel, it succeeds admirably.

But as a movie? Well, it reminded me of the first two Harry Potter movies. It reminded me of the first Twilight movie. It felt soulless, like a very well done paint-by-numbers version of the Mona Lisa. I left the theater feeling sated, but mildly dissatisfied.

I’m wondering how well it worked for people who never read the book.

Note: I am not always disappointed by movie adaptations of books that I have read. A couple of months ago I saw the U.S. movie version of The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, and I loved it. I also liked “No Country for Old Men,” and the third Harry Potter movie.

Monday, March 26, 2012

Elves (or UPS) Left a Present at My Door

There are several rewarding moments that come in the book-making process. The moment when you know your early scribblings are sufficient to build a novel upon. The completion of the first draft. The completion of drafts two, three, four, and so on. The acceptance letter. The check. The first look at cover art. The first advance reading copy. The first positive pre-publication reviews. The first bound book. Showing it to your dog. And then, always momentous, a big brown box appears on the front steps. What could it be?


Official pub date for The Obsidian Blade is April 10, two weeks from the date of this post. On April 14, I'll be doing my first signing, at Wild Rumpus in Minneapolis. There will be chickens and other beasts in attendance. Then, that evening, I'll be at the Minnesota Book Awards Gala in St. Paul, where I get to hang out with my fellow book award finalists and a bunch of other book lovers.

If you can't make it to either of those events, I'll be at St. Paul's The Red Balloon Bookshop on Friday, May 11th.

Saturday, March 24, 2012

Hole in the Sky Book Trailer

Hole in the Sky is a post-apocalyptic sci-fi novel set in the near future, after a virulent strain of influenza has wiped out more than 99% of the human race. Michelle Lane, the organizer of Cavalcade of Authors (scroll down to see my post about the fabulous event) and her husband made this cool video about the book. Thanks, Michelle!


Tuesday, March 20, 2012

Where the Heck is Lake Agassiz?

Until a few months ago, I had no idea. But thanks to Minnesota's Legacy Amendment, I have become educated. Ten thousand years ago Lake Agassiz covered an area about the size of Hudson Bay (that's BIG) reaching from Minnesota to the Northwest Territories. It's present-day remnants include the still-enormous Lake Winnipeg and several tens of thousands of smaller lakes.

What does that have to do with the Legacy Amendment? Well, the amendment has, among other things, designated funding so that our library systems can bring authors into the smaller outstate libraries and schools. So this week I'll be visiting six libraries in the Lake Agassiz Regional Library System. 

If you live anywhere near what used to be the southern shore of Lake Agassiz, please stop by one of the libraries and say hello! I'll be in Ada, Moorhead, Hawley, Crookston, Climax, and Hendrum.  All the visits will take place on Wednesday and Thursday. For details on times, etc., click here.


Sunday, March 11, 2012

I'm Back

You didn't know I was gone? Well, I was. I've been in Washington, in the Tri-Cities of Pasco, Kennewick, and Richland, on the Columbia River. I was one of twelve(!) authors presenting to 650(!) teens at the Cavalcade of Authors.

It was an amazing experience, and probably the most well-organized events I've ever experienced. The Cavalcade, founded by the redoubtable Michelle Lane and co-chaired by Leslie Olds, has been going and growing for several years now, and this was the biggest one yet. Next year, I am told, it'll be even bigger!

It was wonderful meeting all the other authors—Frank Beddor, Royce Buckingham, Janet Lee Carey, Alex Flinn, Colleen Houck, Blake Nelson, Ridley Pearson, Alexander Gordon Smith, Vivian Vande Velde, Robin Wasserman, and Jim Whiting. But the best part was meeting the teens, every one of whom had read books by at least four of the authors. They kept us on our toes with many thoughtful, interesting, and often startling questions.

Here's a photo I shot from the stage during the closing Q&A session.

Monday, March 5, 2012

Editing in the Digital Age

I know that some of you are writers who have not yet been published, so I thought you might be interested in what line editing looks like circa 2012.  Here I have reproduced the first two pages of the What Boys Really Want manuscript with line edits from David Levithan, and my responses. I love working this way, with lots of room for comments and changes. Sometimes a manuscript will go through several rounds of changes, with all of the interactions recorded.

(Click to enlarge)




Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Well I'll Be a Blue-Nosed Gopher!

The Big Crunch is a finalist for the 2011 Los Angeles Times Book Prize.

I will be attending the ceremony in L.A. on April 20th, and the Los Angeles Times Festival of Books to follow.


The other finalists in the Young Adult category are formidable writers all: Libba Bray, Patrick Ness, Mal Peet, and Maggie Stiefvater.

Yikes.



Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Peanuts, Dots, and Stars

When I was in the third grade, my teacher, Mrs. Siegel, graded papers by giving them a shiny gold stick-on star, a red stick-on dot, or a frowning peanut head drawn in black grease pencil. Since then, I have suffered from a crippling fear of peanuts and a pathological reverence for five-pointed stars. She was a great teacher. She made an impression.

Pre-publication reviews of The Obsidian Blade—from Kirkus and Booklist—arrived today. They both gave me stars.

Vivid imagination and deft storytelling...sure-handed plotting and crisp prose, equally adept with flashes of snarky wit... —Kirkus Reviews

This fast-paced opener to the Klaatu Diskos trilogy will satiate adventure seekers, and the refined brain candy will be delicious to more thoughtful readers. If anything, there simply isn’t enough of everything, but it’s hard to fault a book for being too tantalizing. —Booklist

Having a good day so far. I've posted the full reviews on my website.

I just learned that Leo Siegel, who was the principal of Cedar Manor Elementary School, just died at age 91. He is survived by his wife of 60 years, Eldora Siegel.

Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Not a Kids' Book

The first book I sold, way back in the 1990s, was the funny, profane, and violent tale of 73-year-old Axel Speeter, a taco vendor at the Minnesota State Fair. The Mortal Nuts was named a New York Times Notable Book in 1996. It has been out of print for several years now.



I finally got around to making The Mortal Nuts available as an ebook.  So far, it's just on Kindle. To celebrate, I'm running a Valentine's Day Special, which runs through April May 15th. I guess that makes it a Valentine's/St. Patricks/April Fools/Tax Day/Cinco de Mayo Special, and that makes it very special indeed! How special is it? Why, you could buy this book in a dollar store.


So far, it's only available in Kindle format. On April May 16th, the price will go up to $2.99 (still a cheap date). By then I should have it ready for the Nook, and on Smashwords, and I'll be ready to publish my next blast-from-the-past ebook: Short Money.



Monday, February 13, 2012

David Levithan Interviews Pete Hautman about "The Big Crunch"


David Levithan, who was the editor for The Big Crunch, is also the author of several books for teens, including Boy Meets Boy, Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist (with Rachel Cohn), and Will Grayson, Will Grayson (with John Green). Following is an interview I did with him a few months ago.
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David Levithan: I would first like to publicly apologize for all the hell I put both of us through trying to come up with a title for this book. Ultimately, of course, we stuck with the original title: The Big Crunch.  For people who haven’t read the book yet, can you explain what the big crunch is, and how you think it applies to love?
Pete Hautman: David, I completely understand why you were reluctant to use a title that sounds like the name of a sugary breakfast cereal! 
“The Big Crunch” is a cosmological event that might take place a few billion years from now, when the expansion of the universe that started with the Big Bang reverses itself and the entire universe shrinks to a pea-sized node and everything—time, space, matter—ends. Crunch.
I wanted the title because to me, that’s what falling in love feels like: one tiny node of super-intense, incredibly dense oneness—and everything else goes away.
DL: I know this is a frequently asked question for any book, but I realize that I don’t actually know the answer, so I’m going to ask it anyway: Where did the idea of this book come from? What made you start this story?
PH: I have Stephanie Meyer to thank for that. A few years ago I read Twilight, and while I liked it well enough, it left me with the question: Why do we need vampires and werewolves to tell a story about love? I mean, there is nothing more intense, more consuming, more loaded with drama and raw emotion than falling in love—especially falling in love as a teen. So why do we need monsters and murders and dragons and death? Was it possible for me to write a book about two young people falling in love without all the bells and whistles and explosions that most love stories use to pump up the volume?
The only way I could think of to answer that question was to go ahead and do it. That’s one of the things that drives me as a writer. I love jumping into unfamiliar territory—that combination of fear and excitement is galvanizing. It keeps me from getting bored.
DL: One of the things I love about the book is how it rings utterly true, and how it’s a story about love rather than a love story. When you were writing it, were there reference points – other books, movies, real-life stories – informing you, or were you simply lost in June and Wes’s lives?
PH: Wes and June’s story comes out of my own life. Not so much the specific events, but the emotions. Before I wrote the book I read a lot of romances and love stories—from Jane Austen to D.H. Lawrence to Nora Roberts, mostly so that I could avoid rehashing what other writers had already done. In a sense, The Big Crunch is a contrarian novel—whenever I felt the story moving down a familiar-looking street, I hit the turn signal, reminding myself constantly that the story was not about what happens physically, but about the emotional journey.
And yes, I was lost in Wes and June’s lives, deeply.
DL:  feel you’ve nailed Jerry’s character; he reminded me a lot of an aspiring politician we had in my high school. It begs the question – did you ever run for class office? Or were you a friend’s campaign manager?
PH: You can find me hiding within all of my characters. To some extent, I am them, and they are me. But Jerry contains only the smallest fragments of my DNA—a few stray nucleotides. I was as uninvolved in school politics as it was possible to be.  Therefore, for building his character I had to look outside myself a bit more than usual.
I was thinking about adult politicians, many of whom tend toward phoniness, extreme self-confidence, and situational ethics. I wondered what they were like when they were teens. A couple of my high school classmates went into politics, and I remember them as teens being extremely idealistic, earnest, and vulnerable—almost the opposite of how we think of politicians. That’s how Jerry came to be, and why we see him taking those first steps to becoming President of the Universe…or whatever. We see his idealism beginning to crumble in the face of pragmatic realities, and we see him using his political persona to create a sort of armor for his vulnerable side.
DL: Even though the book is third-person, it definitely has a voice to it. I’m curious – when you’re writing, is there a voice you hear? Are you listening to the words as you write them?
PH: Oh yeah, voice. When I first tried to write fiction, I was obsessed with voice. How do I get one? Man, I wanted voice so bad.
I tried writing flat, Hemingwayesque dialogue, baroque Faulknerian sentences, prodigious Jamesian paragraphs, bewildering Pynchonian concatenations…I tried it all. It took a long time for me to realize that what worked for me was to get as deep as I could into my characters’ heads, try to see things through their eyes, then write it down as clearly and unaffectedly as I could. How to Steal a Car, I think, is a good example of doing that in first person. The Big Crunch was trickier, because there is definitely an authorial voice that runs through both Wes and June’s points-of-view. That voice is the sound of me trying, with limited success, to stay out of the way of my characters.
I don’t consider myself a particularly aural writer—I tend to think in images—but I do listen carefully to dialogue, especially in a book like this. Usually I hear the voices in my head as I’m writing. Sometimes, if I’m not sure about a scene, I read it aloud into a recorder and listen back.
DL: Since you mention it in the acknowledgments, I figure it’s fair game to ask you: What went through your head when your (ahem) editor told you the book had to be much longer? Did you have any idea where it was going to go at that point, or did you have to write those extra seasons to find out?
PH: That was definitely one of the oddest writing experiences I’ve ever had. Naturally, when you suggested that I keep writing for another hundred-plus pages, my reaction was homicidal suicidal displeased. Being a professional, I decided to wait a day before doing anything rash. The next morning I reread the manuscript and thought, Aaargh! He’s right! As soon as I realized that, I knew exactly where the story had to go.
But next time I send that editor a manuscript, I’m submitting only the first half.
DL: Again, I think The Big Crunch is one of the most clear-eyed, dead-on books about teenage love that I’ve read. Are there any others that you’d recommend?
PH: Endless Love, by Scott Spencer. It's not YA, but the protagonist is a teen, and it’s one of the most intense stories of young love I have ever read. Another good non-YA love story is Leaving Cheyenne, by Larry McMurtry. In the YA realm, John Green’s books are quite good. David Levithan is not so bad either. ;°)

Monday, January 30, 2012

Minnesota Book Awards

The 2012 Minnesota Book Awards finalists have been announced! The Big Crunch is among the four finalists for the best Young People's Literature award, along with The Books of Elsewhere: Spellbound by Jacqueline West, The Tanglewood Terror by Kurtis Scaletta, and With or Without You by Brian Farrey.

Here's the full list of finalists. Winners will be announced on April 14th at the Minnesota Book Awards Gala. It's a really fun event—if you can score tickets, go! Tickets are $45 (cheaper than dinner and a movie) and are available here or by calling 651-222-3242.


This is Jacqueline West's second consecutive appearance as a finalist. I haven't read her book, but she's a really nice person so I know the book must be fabulous. And it's her turn.


I did read Kurtis Scaletta's book, and it is wonderful. Plus, it features glowing mushrooms, and I am a sucker for all things mycelial. 


Note: The perception among *some* authors is that YA books get taken more seriously by the judges, while funny, action-oriented books for younger readers are not given their due. The selection of the above two "middle grade" novels puts the lie to that. Or maybe the books are SO GOOD that the judges were forced to overcome their prejudices. 


I have not read Brian Farrey's book, but he has a cat named Meowzebub, and we have a mutual affection for the Fifth Doctor (the one with the Panama hat), so I figure his novel is a shoo-in.



Thursday, January 19, 2012

No Limit and Mr. Was: the Corrected Editions


My two YA books about poker player Denn Doyle have been reissued with new covers. I'm very happy about this because every copy of the previous edition of No Limit was missing three pages! The cover designs are quite different from my other books. I wanted them to put a warrior goddess battling dragons and zombies on the cover, but that's why I'm not doing graphic design anymore.

Mr. Was has also been repackaged in a (slightly) revised edition. I think I changed about five or six lines of text to correct some time-travel-related anachronisms (an oxymoron, I believe). I'm pleased that the new edition is coming out now, because Mr. Was is the precursor (not prequel!) to The Obsidian Blade (check out the video!), which will be arriving in April.


Thursday, January 12, 2012

Free Book Reports

Looking at the “webstats” for my website, I’ve noticed that for the past three years the single most popular page (other than the home page) has been the free book reports. Why is the book reports page so popular? I’ve never done anything to promote them, and the link to them is not prominently featured on my home page. How are people getting there?


The answer is revealed in the webstats, which list the key words used in Google searches that lead to the book reports page.

Imagine yourself at age fourteen. It is 2:20 a.m. You have been playing World of Warcraft for three hours. Your book report on Godless is due in six hours, and somehow you never quite finished reading the book. Time to get creative! What do you type into Google?


And what pops up first on the search results?

Score!

Except…Pete Hautman’s book reports turn out to be not all that good. I would love to know if any of them have ever made it to a teacher’s desk.

Wednesday, January 11, 2012

Weather Report

In Minnesota we love to complain about the cold and snow. This year Minnesotans are kvetching about the warmth and dryness. Not me though. I like it. So does Mary. It was 54 degrees yesterday. I went for a run in shorts and a T-shirt, and I got overheated.
Last year
This year

New Website!

Amanita muscaria
I finally got around to buffing up my tired old website. Although the new site is not awesome, it's clean and easy to navigate. I added a bunch of stuff like videos, free book reports, and (ta-da!) a mushroom page.

Of course, being that it's a new site, there will be glitches. If you spot any, please let me know!

Check it out:
petehautman.com

Monday, January 2, 2012

Why I Wrote a "Romantic Comedy"

What Boys Really Want is now officially available in bookstores. 

This is an unusual (for me) book—a romantic comedy, of all things. Allow me to explain.


Way back in the latter years of the last millennium, I suggested to my partner, Mary Logue, that we write a book together. "It will be fun!" I said. "I have an idea."


The book would be loosely based on a true story. Many years ago, when I was in high school, one of my shirttail relatives (second cousin once removed, I think) decided to earn some money by writing, publishing, and selling a small handbook to his classmates. The title of the book was something like "How to Please a Boy."  He printed hundred or so copies, and had some success selling them at school. Later, I learned that his book had been cribbed from the "Wendy Ward Charm Book." (The Wendy Ward Charm School was a popular program offered by Montgomery Ward department stores. It taught young ladies how to dress, behave, enunciate properly, and attract a mate. It was quite popular in the sixties and early seventies.)


With this fuzzy and possibly inaccurate background story, Mary and I began work on our book. It would be a he said/she said story. I would write the boy's parts, Mary would write from the girl's point-of-view. We wrote about six short sections—maybe twenty pages in all—before the project sputtered, coughed, rolled over and died. The problem, as I recall, was that it was my idea, and I was too directive, too impatient, and too everything else. Also, Mary was working on her own book, and our togetherness project was taking up too much of her time. So we set it aside.


Fast forward five years. While organizing my computer, I came across the abandoned manuscript and reread it. I liked it. I asked Mary if I could take it on solo, and she gave me her blessing. I fiddled around with it for a few more years. After a time the story came together, and now, thirteen years after its inception, it is a book. You will find traces of Mary Logue in the first two chapters, but after that I must take full responsibility. 


What Boys Really Want is available as a bound book, or in ebook format. You can get it here:


Indiebound
Amazon
Powells
B&N
Or (best choice) your neighborhood bookseller.