...but it was a fifteen-pounder.
Meanwhile, intrepid blogger Miz Fitz weighs in on offensive odors and breast size. She is also very upset that something bewildering has happened to her blog. All her posts are suddenly appearing out-of-order, and some seem to be missing. Miz Fitz considers this to be a tragedy of epic proportions, and she plans to give the folks at Blogger a Piece of Her Mind.