How many hours have I spent torturing myself by reading
articles about Donald Trump? Far too many. Years ago I attempted a story in
which a man notices an ugly mole on his cheek, and over the course of the story
the mole grows until it covers every inch of his body. The story lacked plot,
character, and purpose, so I tossed it. That is how I feel about Trump. Why do
I keep looking?
I’ve been spending a lot of time with my
ninety-three-year-old mom, whose parents are perpetually on their way to visit
her, and who recognizes her children only on her good days. We moved her to a
new facility last week. She is very confused, but not confused enough to not
know how confused she is. It’s hard.
I’ve been struggling with a novel, a ghost story. I work on
it every day and manage to lengthen the manuscript by about a thousand words a
week. I read about other writers who are able to produce four, five, even ten
thousand words a day. I hate them.
Mushrooms, of course, take a lot of time. I was picking
chanterelles on Wednesday. Saturday I’ll be looking for lobster mushrooms,
black trumpets, and more chanterelles.
The dogs are fine, thank you for asking.
I have written two short stories for 2016! I don't do much short fiction, but I'm quite pleased with these two efforts.
“The Real Thing” is a chillingly amusing story about Fine
Art, the myth of permanence, and the inevitability of entropy. It can be found
in The Art of Wonder, published by
the Minneapolis Institute of Art and the University of Minnesota Press. Here’s
the blurb from the MIA
website:

It’s an oversize hardcover and a bargain at twenty bucks.
Order from the MIA store, or
wherever you like to buy your books.
My second story, “Opposite Land,” is about lutefisk. While
researching the story I ate lutefisk for the first (and last) time. If you’ve
never had lutefisk, I heartily recommend it as an experience you will never
forget.

Edited
by Jay D. Peterson and Collette A.
Morgan; published
by the University of Minnesota Press.
And before I forget, don’t forget that The Forgetting Machine, book two of the Flinkwater Chronicles, will be out in mid-September.