Things That Look Like They Are The Things They Are

I confess to an adolescent fascination with things that look like other things (TTLLOTs), from secret hidden doorways to dogs groomed to look like lions. But this morning I ODed when I saw this chest of drawers. As of today, I am taking the position that TTLLOTs are passé. From now on, I want only things that look like the things they are. So there.