Pete Hautman: First, let me thank you for taking the time to drop by to share your thoughts.
Miz Fitz: I am happy to do so, as it may increase my own blog traffic. Blogging is by nature incestuous. One cannot afford to be too fastidious.
PH: I could not help but notice that the title of your blog is the same as the title of my new book, What Boys Really Want. Was that intentional?
MF: Rest assured, I am in communication with my lawyers. They tell me you do not have sufficient resources for it to make it worth my time and effort to bring a lawsuit.
PH: Oh. Thank you. I think.
MF: You are welcome. Do you have a question?
PH: Yes. What do boys really want?
MF: Read my blog.
PH: I have read your blog.
PH: I learned a lot! For example, it had never occurred to me that some girls shave their toes. Do you shave your toes?
MF: Are you always so rude, or should I take this personally?
PH: You are very touchy.
MF: I prefer the term “discerning.” Goodbye.